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Personal Details

We'll store this in plain text for convenience

Create Your Ultra-Secure Password

Max 8 chars, lowercase only, dictionary words preferred

Security Questions (Definitely not for social engineering)

Financial Details (REQUIRED - We really need these!)

Required for faster breach notifications

Stored alongside your other easily-hackable data

💡 Pro Tips for Your Password

  • • "password" has worked for millions of users!
  • • Your pet's name is a classic choice
  • • "qwerty" is easy to remember AND type
  • • "123456" would be great, but we don't allow numbers 😢
  • • Your birthday spelled out works well (e.g., "march")