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Personal Details

First Name*

Last Name*

Email Address*

Date of Birth*

We'll store this in plain text for convenience

Create Your Ultra-Secure Password

Password*

Max 8 chars, lowercase only, dictionary words preferred

Confirm Password*

Security Questions (Definitely not for social engineering)

Mother's Maiden Name*

Name of Your First Pet*

Street You Grew Up On*

Financial Details (REQUIRED - We really need these!)

Bank Account Number*

Required for faster breach notifications

IRD Number*

Stored alongside your other easily-hackable data

I agree to the Terms of Use, Privacy Policy, and acknowledge that my data may be accidentally shared with the entire internet. I would like to receive marketing emails, spam, and the occasional ransom note.

💡 Pro Tips for Your Password

• "password" has worked for millions of users!
• Your pet's name is a classic choice
• "qwerty" is easy to remember AND type
• "123456" would be great, but we don't allow numbers 😢
• Your birthday spelled out works well (e.g., "march")